What are you doing with that phone?!?

Yesterday President Bush pardon 14 people one of which was Ronald Alan Mohrhoff of Los Angeles, who was convicted for unlawful use of a telephone in a narcotics felony. Unlawful use of a telephone you say? I wonder what using the telephone in an unlawful manner while selling or buy drugs gets you? I'm not one to just sit and wonder. I'm a hard worker. I"ll do my research. So I typed "unlawful use of telephone" into the google search bar and I find that many people I know unlawfully use the telephone. In fact, when my credit card was charged for purchases I didn't make I unlawfully used the telephone when calling the company. They didn't report me seeing as they were THIEVES.

I also found it interesting that Bush has chosen to pardon 2 out of the 14 for crimes against the environment. I doubt it's often that people are actually held accountable for such crimes but it's nice to know with all the other people in the system who are innocent that two pardons were used to allow people to continue to abuse the earth and wildlife. But then again, the only war Bush is winning is the one against the environment.